I know it’s pretty bad when I really want him to get sent down.
I know that it is possible for you to have picked a more derpier photo of Ike Davis for your report:
…so I won’t ask about it rhetorically.
However, I also know that you had much less derpier photos to choose from, as well, some of them even when he’s actually hitting (or, not hitting, as is the case.) Some of them recent.
Trust me on this I am an expert on Ike Davis photos and the stupid faces he does or does not make. I’d offer my services except ESPN is on my “Never in a million fucking years” to work for list.